Friday, February 13, 2009

Fireworks in February?

I just saw the most amazing thing.

I was sitting on the couch trying to get caught up on my '09 Challenge reading while Jason was out getting a heart-shaped pizza from Papa Murphy's. (They were on sale for $6.99.) First I heard a loud banging noise, which sounded like someone kept hitting a trash can. I looked up and saw what I thought was fireworks, but a lot brighter! I went to look out the front window and saw the explosions coming from the back yards of the houses across the street. I was wondering why in the world anyone would be lighting fire crackers while it's still daylight in February.

Of course they were such a bright white that I quickly realized they weren't fireworks at all. I figured out that the explosions were all happening the same height above the ground - the electrical lines! I stood there for another minutes watching the lights and then they stopped. I probably ignored the sounds for a good minute or more, so I'm thinking it must have gone on for at least 2-3 minutes. Crazy.

I called Dad and Claire to see what they thought and they're thinking that a branch must have fallen on the line and caused the line to short out. You know me, I'll google search this until I get some answers... and maybe a video. Updates to come later.

Update: found a video that shows what it looked like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYUmdqQ94Ao

Thursday, February 12, 2009

To those who are dreading Valentine's Day...

This article is for the single, and coupled-up. I have low-expectations for Valentine's Day (and rarely tolerate Sweetest's Day) so it's usually just another day for me. Well, there is the very wonderful husband who is sending flowers (I tried to talk him out of it) and getting me something from Brighton (which I did not try to talk him out of). To him, and all the other romantic guys that go above and beyong - way to go! Woo hoo!! For everyone else, keep reading...

Awful Valentine's Day -- How to Avoid It (from cnn.com)

By Judy McGuire

(The Frisky) -- Valentine's Day is a minefield. Whether you're single or hooked-up the potential for misery is high because, much like New Year's Eve, it rarely lives up to its reputation.

For the single ladies

1. Don't fall into the trap of believing that because there won't be some significant other mailing you a mass-produced cardboard sentiment this year, that you are somehow lacking or unworthy of love.

Valentine's Day was designed specifically to sell greeting cards. (And to make single people miserable.) Does being single on Halloween make you wish you were a zombie? No. See how silly you're being?

2. Unless you're going out with a group of friends, stay away from bars. There is a certain breed of predatory guy who lives for February 14. He douses himself with cologne, opens his shirt an extra button and packs a pocket full of terrible pick-up lines. It may sound like it'd be cute to tell your grandchildren you met on Valentine's day, but most likely the only thing you'll come home with will take a full course of antibiotics to get rid of.

3. Don't go into desperation dating overload, trying to scare up a date -- any date -- just so you won't be home alone on V-Day. Only a masochist or a maniac would ask a woman out on a first date on 2/14. Here's hoping you want neither.

4. Stay home and sulk if you want, but instead of making yourself miserable with romantic comedies, check out the "War of the Roses" or "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." And whatever you do -- don't eat a pint of ice cream. Nobody should willingly reduce themselves to a cliché. Have some nachos instead.

For the taken ladies

1. If your boyfriend forgets what day it is, you have nobody but yourself to blame. Do you know when the World Series is? Probably not. If you want your man to remember something, remind him.

2. Along with the above, if you have big expectations for THE MOST ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY EVER, you should also convey that. Hinting never works with men -- whether it's willful or just obliviousness, I've never heard of a heterosexual male who is capable of picking up a subtle hint.

Give him restaurant suggestions, remind him that he needs to make a reservation in advance, advise him that you're getting him a gift (if you are), so he might want to select a little something for you. If you must, resort to PowerPoint and pie charts. It's not very romantic, but it will get your point across.

3. You are not allowed to get upset if he doesn't propose. Unless it's completely spontaneous, V-Day proposals rate way high on the cheese-o-meter and you can hardly blame him for not wanting to be part of a real-life Diamonds R Us commercial.

4. Don't you dare compare your relationships to other couples. Competitive dating is a loser's game. That twosome making out at the next table? Chances are, they're married to other people. Your bigmouth coworker who can't stop talking about the ginormous rock her FIANCE (say it loud!) bought her? He's probably compensating for shortcomings in other departments. The more in-your-face the display, the more likely they're just masking the unhappy truth. Be glad for what you've got.


(The whole "ginormous rock... shortcomings in other departments" defense is another blog for another day...)